вторник, 20 декабря 2016 г.

WHAT IS IN THE CASINO NAME?

Have you ever thought about the casino name? I have visited a great amount fabulous and simple casino places. Nowadays there are more than 5500 casino places in the world where players are offered to play with the live dealers, card games, roulette, craps and other interesting games. In whole, according to the specialist’s estimations till nowadays we can count around 20.000 legal gambling places. 

They are different by the forms, the way of business management and of course names! Casino name is the significant detail of the brand. The owners try to get more profits from its business according to the following characteristics:

Singularity. The extraordinary style has to separate casino from the similar ones and appeal more visitors to the gambling walls. For instance, one of the latest projects in Las Vegas is Encore casino.

Prestige value. Casino place is the expensive pleasure that cannot be visited by every person. Of course, the name of the place will have the influence on the guest’s status and value. For instance, Caesars casino is more interesting than Strawberry casino place.

Popularity. The name has to correspond to the services that want to get the certain players. For instance, Venice name provides the romantic feelings. Name Carnival – the happiness and the carelessness. Nevertheless, sometimes this point conflicts with the uniqueness, For instance, thanks to the success of Mirage casino in the world you are going to see a great amount of similar mirages. The most popular names are Treasure Island or Fortune. In the online sphere, the stuff is different. You can find Novomatic casinos online and check the names of online casinos that vary from one place to another. There are 10 the most famous names of gambling places: Royal, Grand, Crown, Las Vegas, Oasis, Empire, Fortune, Plaza, Joker and Castle. Definitely you hear these names a great amount of times!

However, whatever name has got the casino place, before starting to play there you have to learn a variety of details as safety, security, set of online games from the popular providers.

понедельник, 19 декабря 2016 г.

What do you know about Las Vegas casinos?

Las Vegas is definitely one of the world's most popular and well-known gaming destinations, attracting almost 39 million visitors each year. But did you know that many of the city's most famous casinos aren't even in Las Vegas? In fact, the entire Las Vegas Strip is actually located outside city limits in an unincorporated area (and I am sure that none of them are casinos that allow betting with PayPal!

Together, the casinos lining the Strip raked in $9.2 billion in 2011. By contrast, the smaller casinos located in downtown Las Vegas generated $497 million. That doesn't mean that you should avoid downtown for the glitz of the strip. The downtown area is the most historic, because downtown was where the very first casinos sprang up, starting with the Northern Club in 1931. Today the most popular casino within city limits is probably the Golden Nugget.

The Las Vegas Strip was transformed into a collection of mega-resorts during a wave of casino renovations in the 1990s. Today it combines gaming with resort amenities like luxury hotel suites, spa treatments, pools, fine dining, shopping, and stage shows. The neon-lit high rises loom out of the desert, displaying a fanciful mix of architecture like a mini Eifel Tower and a hotel shaped like a pyramid.

Whether you visit the downtown area or the Strip, Las Vegas is certainly a place where your imagination and your pocketbook can run wild. Before you sit down at a high-rollers table in a Las Vegas casino, be sure you've practiced your poker or blackjack skills by playing at an online casino first, like Luxury Casino.

It's become virtually impossible to think of Las Vegas without thinking of casino games at the same time. After all, Las Vegas has the biggest consortium of some of the most famous gambling spots in the world. Only in Las Vegas, do you have the ability to laze by the pool to get a suntan in the morning, then hit a variety of casinos, come nighttime to see what plans lady luck has in store for you. In Las Vegas, there's something for everyone's taste.

Naturally however, some casinos stand out and are better known than the others. One of the most famous spots for gambling worldwide is the Casino at Caesar's Palace on the Vegas strip. This casino has truly been built to accommodate all sorts of gamblers from thos who like the casino online to the high roller Vegas regulars who play high limit slots! It has been divided into two main sections; the older section is for the experienced, high-stake gamblers with plenty to spend and the newer section is for gamblers who are hoping to have a safer form of fun rather than lose their kids' college funds. All this is in a beautifully decorated setting that lives up to the name of this world famous establishment. If you need a bit of practice first, you can try a Casino Online to start making some money. Bring Las Vegas to your home and find the Best Online Casino Bonus, and be sure to check out the most popular Online Casino Games as well! It's a great thing that nowadays is quite safe to play online casinos.

Before you head out to Sin City you should practice by playing at a casino online. This is a great way to get a feel for the games before you try the real casinos. Many offer all kind of different free casino games including the ones you will find at a Las Vegas casino. Make a choice and familiarize yourself with the rules and different vocabulary used, so you know what to do when you stand at the roulette or blackjack table to play baccarat. If you find it hard to find an online casino you can trust, check out the casino reviews at eonlinecasinoreviews.com. Using an online casino bonus can be of great advantage. Most of the times you can play with it for free, so you are not using your own money while practicing. That money is than well saved for Las Vegas.

Try to play in English though and not in your native language. I know it is easier to play juegos casino in Spanish but in Las Vegas you need to be able to understand what the croupier is telling you and when to bet. I

Poem: Whiskey Raindrops

Little moist drops of heaven
Trickling down my throat
The heavenly burn, 
delicious
Synonymous with an Angel's wings
fluttering in my esophagus
Liquid lightning, striking
Almost blasphemous
A devilish game of Russian Roulette
With four shot glasses,
Three rogues and one gent
Emotions getting looser
Clothing getting tighter
The taste becoming
Sweeter
Liquefied demon tears
Playing a wicked game 
with my insides
Putting a beautiful curse on my mind
Melted Whiskey Raindrops
Sending shivers down my spine
This hellish war of love, hate and
Intoxication
Has never felt so 
Divine

My first gambling experience


My life is full of gambling stories. Some are funny, some are sad, some other almost tragic. I enjoyed and was fascinated by many of your stories here and decided to share some of mine in a series of short stories. Here's the first one:
My gambling addiction goes back a couple of decades. I was 16 when I started playing slots (nobody bothered to check my age back then) and as soon as I turned 18 I started visiting casinos, playing roulette at first and then, later, black jack. I was completely addicted by my early twenties. Addicted to the point where I was late on my rent and had literally nothing to eat on many occasions. It was horrible and I sometimes resorted to actions that I never though I was capable of. Actions that I was often ashamed of. At one such occasion my rent was overdue and I asked a friend for a loan. There was no one else I could ask for help. I emigrated when I was 20 and was all on my own in a foreign country, with a bad, bad gambling addiction.

 He agreed to loan me money for my rent, but knowing of my gambling habit, he warned me not to gamble, but to pay my landlord immediately. I didn’t appreciate him telling me something that obvious. Of course I wasn’t going to gamble with that money! Why does he have to rub it in, I thought to myself. What an *******! Of course I was going to pay the rent. What was he thinking? That I would gamble away my rent money now that my rent is overdue? He just wants to rub it in, that’s all. Not the friendliest thing to do, but I have only myself to blame. Anyway, I was going to pay the landlord. Had somebody asked me what I thought the odds were of me stopping at the casino on my way home and losing all that money, I would have said less than 1 in 1000. And I really wasn’t gonna stop at the casino. No way was I going to do that. I knew I had to pay the rent and I knew that if didn’t the chances were I would end up on the street. Homeless. No, I wasn’t going to take that chance; I was going to go straight to the landlord and pay my rent.

But then I realized something. My buddy loaned me 375 fl. (guilders, Dutch currency before introduction of the Euro) and my rent was only 360. He didn’t have change, so he gave me 3 hundred fl. bills, 1 fifty fl. bill and 1 twenty-five fl. bill.

That extra 15 fl. opened a myriad of options for me, endless possibilities. Not only did I now have money to pay my rent, I also had 15 fl. above and beyond that. 15 fl. that I was going to parlay into something meaningful. I was loving life. Not only was I not getting evicted, but with some luck I was going to have 50 or maybe even 100 fl extra and treat myself to something nice. Something I was long due, something that I deserved. Maybe a steak, french fries and some snacks for later. I had been eating crap for months. Blood rushed to my head. I was excited, ecstatic even, thinking of what I could do with 50 fl. And parlaying 15 to 50, although not likely, is possible. 1 in 3 odds. I can do it. I was due a break.

And if I lose the 15 fl? Too bad, but I didn’t count on that money anyway. I knew there was no way was I going to lose more than 15. Worse comes to worse I’ll lose the 15, go home and pay the rent.
After some consideration I decided to play a single hand of Black Jack first. I liked Black Jack and had just learned the basic strategy. I bet 10 fl. and was dealt 11 against the dealer’s 7. For those of you not familiar with Black Jack, having 11 against the dealer’s 7 is a fairly big advantage. I was tempted to double down. Double down I did, adding another 10 fl. and I lost. Now I only had 355 fl left, meaning I was 5 fl short on my rent. Not the end of the world, I knew, the landlord would understand it and wait a couple of days for 5 fl. But, instead, I decided to chase the 5 fl. with 350 fl.

Short story shorter, I lost it ALL.
That was probably the worst night of my life. I knew I was going to get evicted. I walked home, a long, cold walk through rainy weather. I was happy it was cold and I was wishing it would rain harder. I wanted to be punished. I arrived home and I didn’t know what to do. I lied on my bed. I thought about my options and quickly realized I had none. I was so poor, I had no valuable belongings that I could sell, I couldn’t ask my friend for more money because he wouldn’t give it to me, I knew the landlord wouldn’t be too sympathetic and I had gotten fired from the restaurant I was working at, a week earlier.

The near future looked grim. I was lying in my bed motionless, inspecting my surrounding. I was tired, but I was afraid to fall asleep. I was afraid to fall asleep for I knew it would be a night full of nightmares. I had been there before. But it was never this bad. I looked around me in desperation. My shabby belongings, my worn-out shoes, a few books, my walkman, a couple of t-shirts and underwear that I hung to dry. One object caught my attention though. A roll-on deodorant.

Then, I don’t know how or why, an idea formed in my head. I don’t know where it came from or what led to it, but I suddenly found myself grabbing the deodorant (it was made of glass) and started banging my face. I hit myself hard, inspecting for bruises after every blow. No bruises appeared at first and I kept on banging my head with the deodorant bottle relentlessly. It hurt, but I deserved it. And besides, I wasn’t doing it to hurt or punish myself. I was doing it as a way out. A shameful and disgraceful way out, I knew; but still better than the alternative of becoming homeless.

I stopped hitting myself after a few minutes and waited. My face turned first pink then blue. I overdid it. My entire face was swollen and looked terrible. I went to bed and fell asleep. I slept like a baby for I knew my problems would go away. At least for the time being they would.

In the morning I saw the landlord and told him what happened. I was mugged by two guys in the park. And they robbed me. They robbed me of the rent money I was going to give him that day. He was very sympathetic and said he’d wait till I’m in a position to pay him. Told the same story to my friend and he loaned me another 375 fl a couple of days later. This time I made it home.

It wasn’t until 20 years later that I told my friend what really happened that night. He and I have been through thick and thin together and he is the closes friend I have. Even so, I felt really uncomfortable coming clean about it. If you dine with the devil, bring a long spoon.

четверг, 15 декабря 2016 г.

The mathematical theory of casino games

There is talk that casino sells adrenaline. Sometimes there is talk that casino sells the fortune ticket. If we will speak the soft language of statistics, casino sells games: Spins and Bonuses. In this article I want to talk about the probability. The outcomes from lucky best cash games online are random by definition. The field of the mathematics that is used for counting of chances is called the theory of probability.

Most people are aware of this theory. During the coin throwing, the probability of heads falling is equal to ½ as we expect that the tails will fall in the half of the chances. The probability reflects the fact how often we expect the event and can be represented as the part of the opportunity where this event will occur for a long period of the time. In such cases, the probability of the event is the approximate proportion of the event’s outcome to the common amount of the tests during the repeated duplication of the random experiment.

The standard deck of 52 cards includes 4 Aces. During the random choose of the card from the deck, the probability of Ace falling is equal 1/13. One can say that the chance of the random choice is equal to 7, 7%. The probability that the card will be of diamonds is equal 13/52. On the roulette wheel you can see 18 red, 18 black and 1 green number – altogether 37. The probability of any number falling is equal to 1/37, the probability of red number falling is 18/37. Many basic experiments can be analyzed with the use of the basic rules. The knowledge of these rules provides the comprehension of the casino games mathematics.

Rule Number 1

The probability of the event cannot be less 0 or more than 1

The probability of the event values the opportunity the fact that will occur. If the event has the probability that is equal to 0, it means that the event is impossible. If the event has the probability that is equal to 1, the event is possible.

Rule Number 2

The probability of the event plus the probability of the event absence is equal to 1
The opposition of the event is his addition. The addition of the heads is tails, the addition of even is uneven, the addition of the spades are not spades.

Rule Number 3

For alternative events the probability of appearance is equal to the sum of the events probabilities

The rule of the combining probabilities has two variants: one for the alternative events and one for not alternative events. The alternative events are events where one is going to exclude other.

CASINOS TRENDS OF THE FUTURE


Your casino player’s card – or your online site play,which is easily tracked by any Internet gambling site – can get you lots of benefits, based on your gambling patterns, but what if you could also get points by shopping and eating? If, as with the debit gambling card concept above, you could also use your player’s card to hook up to your bank and credit cards, you could buy and eat and get comps or cashback rewards for those as well. And really, if you think about it, there’s no reason the same concept couldn’t be extended online, via links.

Looking for even more ways to use your card? How about as hotel room key? While security and access could again be a concern here, realize this also would give a casino’s marketing department specific information on exactly when you entered your room each time you do.

All this information would benefit you as a player via more rewards, and also give casinos the specific and targeted marketing info to keep you coming back time and time again. Win/win.

Obviously, a big expense for casinos is switching out slot and video poker machines for new ones. One future trend would be a universally configurable machine that could simply download new gaming software like a computer. And with the obvious savings in personnel and equipment wear-and-tear – not to mention less potential for cheating by manipulating dice or placer balls – even craps and roulette may start to be electronic; test versions are already up in some European casinos.

With digital technology moving forward faster than any of us can keep track of, no doubt all of this is just the tip of the gaming future iceberg. Casinos, whether land-based or online, are always in the business of offering a better product, because if you’re not gambling with them, they’re not making money.


Casinos know that the more your winnings look like Monopoly money, the easier it is for gamblers, from a psychology standpoint, to keep on playing and possibly lose it all back (which, let’s face it, is what keeps casinos in business). On top of that, the fewer personnel required to handle money -always an internal security issue, for obvious reasons, as well as salary expense – the better. So tickets and vouchers for winnings, with “ATM”-like machines dispensing actual cash winnings, minimizes losses for the house on several levels.

Always looking for ways to help you lose more money more easily, it’s also won’t be much of a stretch for casinos to set up links on your existing player’s card to connect to your bank account, so that you could automatically and directly transfer funds right onto a slot or video poker machine for more play. The big issue will be security, as people lose and leave their player’s cards behind in casinos constantly. No doubt passwords and maximum withdrawal limits will be established before this technology comes on board, but we bet it won’t be that much longer till it does.

And with online poker and casino gambling becoming legal in Nevada and New Jersey, with more states following suit, using a bank card online probably isn’t way off in the future either.

Have you got the winning strategy?



What Is a Casino? What Is Gambling?This site is about casino gambling strategy. (You probably gathered that from the logo, the header tag, and the URL, but heck, these days–you never know.) When I write about something, I like to break it down into its components and really understand the pieces and parts. Once I understand them, I can understand how they’re put together. So this page about casino gambling strategy page starts by defining three words:
  • Casino
  • Gambling
  • Strategy

Now that’s not the end of what I hope to accomplish on this page. After getting the definitions out of the way, I’m hoping to synthesize those three definitions into something useful–a strategy that you can use to get the most enjoyment out of your gambling hobby.

A casino is a building where gambling goes on. That’s a broad definition, but it’s an accurate one. It’s also a little bit out-of-date, because now that there is an Internet, a website could also be considered a casino, or even just a software program on a computer or an iPhone. In those cases, the website or software replace the building.

If you think about it for a minute, a lot of places that you didn’t think of as casinos are actually casinos. For example, you can’t turn a corner in the airport in Las Vegas without bumping into a slot machine. That means that the airport there is also a casino.

In a lot of states, video poker machines are commonly found in bars. That makes those bars casinos also.

A bingo hall is also a casino. Playing bingo is gambling, albeit a very socially acceptable form of gambling. Some churches offer bingo, and when they do, they’re not just a church–they’re also a casino.

Some places only offer poker. They’re called cardroom or poker rooms. Even if they don’t offer what you might consider “traditional” casino games like roulette, blackjack, or slot machines, poker cardrooms are still considered casinos.

Even a horsetrack or a dogtrack can be considered a casino.

Why go into this much detail about how many different places fall under the definition of casino? Because it clarifies why the content on this site covers so many diverse subjects.
What Is Gambling?

Gambling is when you wager money on games of chance or skill. It’s not the chance element that makes the activity gambling; it’s the betting of the money on the outcome of something.

For example, if you bet $20 on a game of billiards, you’re gambling, even though it’s a game of skill.

Legal definitions about gambling on games of skill and gambling on games of chance can vary from jurisdiction to jurisdiction, but gambling is gambling.
What Is a Strategy?

A strategy is a course of action you decide on in advance. For example, a gambling strategy might be to learn how to play blackjack using perfect strategy by memorizing a basic strategy chart, and then testing yourself with an online basic strategy tutor. The second step in that strategy might be to learn how to count cards by reading a book on the subject, picking a methodology, and practicing at your kitchen table until you can count down an entire deck in 60 seconds or less. The next step in that strategy might be to set aside a bankroll large enough to withstand the effects of standard deviation and avoid going broke. Your final step would be to embark on your new career (or avocation) as a card counter.

But that’s not the only valid gambling strategy. Your strategy might be to set aside $50 out of every paycheck to play the slots with. You make a single trip to a casino once a month with a bankroll of approximately $200. If you lose the $200, you quit for the session, and you return the following month to try it again. If you win $200 or more, you quit winners for the session, have some fun with your winnings, and return the next month with your new $200 bankroll that you’ve accumulated.

The first strategy (the blackjack strategy) is a positive expectation strategy, assuming you can develop the skills involved, and also assuming that you have the self-discipline to follow it. A positive expectation strategy is one which can expect to win money over a long enough period of time. In the short term, anything can happen, but in the long run, gamblers with a positive expectation strategy expect to win more than they lose.

The second strategy (the slot machine strategy) is a negative expectation strategy. Slot machines are a negative expectation game, and even reasonable money management tactics like the one outlined above won’t overcome the game’s built in mathematical disadvantage over the long run.

Is one strategy better than the other?

That depends on your goals as a gambler. If your goal is to earn a living gambling, then you’d want to stick with some kind of strategy and game where you can get a positive expectation. Blackjack, poker, video poker, and sports betting are all gambling games where you can get a positive expectation IF you acquire the necessary skillset.

On the other hand, if your goal is to entertain yourself and occasionally celebrate a big win, and you don’t mind spending the money for that entertainment, the slot machine strategy above would work fine for you. Almost all other gambling and casino games besides the ones I mentioned in the last paragraph are negative expectation games, so you cannot hope to get an edge when playing them. Games like roulette, slot machines, craps, and keno have a negative expectation, and anyone who plays them long enough will experience more losses than wins.
What’s the Difference Between a Gambling Strategy, Gambling Tactics, and Gambling Systems?

I outlined a gambling strategy above, but just to reiterate, a strategy is an approach to an activity.

A tactic is similar to a strategy, but it applies to individual decisions and individual situations. Deciding to become a card counter who uses the Hi-Lo counting method is a gambling strategy decision. Deciding whether or not to double down on an ace during a blackjack game is a tactical decision.

Many games of chance offer no opportunities to make tactical decisions. For example, in baccarat, you have no real effect on the outcome of each hand, no matter what decision you make. In roulette, you can decide what option to bet on, but all of the bets at the table have the same house edge, so the only tactical decision you’re making is whether you want to lose your money quickly or slowly.

In some games, like craps, different bets offer different odds. You can make a tactical decision to only place the bets which offer you the best odds.

A gambling system is a totally different animal though. A gambling system is almost always a scam sold by a con man. Gambling systems usually involve trying to manipulate the odds of a casino game by changing the sizes of your bets based on previous results. I’ll have a lot more to write about that particular subject in a future article, but for now, please trust me. Gambling systems don’t work. PLEASE don’t waste your money on them.
What Now?

The rest of this site is dedicated to explaining how various casino games and betting games work. We’ll eventually offer analyses of all the casino games (and other gambling games) we can think of, along with some suggestions about what strategic and tactical approaches you might want to take toward those games, depending on your goals.

I don’t judge or look down on people for how they gamble. If you just want to plunk coins into a slot machine and hope for a win, that’s your business. More power to you. If you want to maximize how much money you can win playing poker or blackjack, that’s your business too, and I have enough experience in each subject to provide you with the tips and advice you need to get started in that endeavor.

The Mathematics of the Cards

Use this rigged game to cheat your friends twice in a row! The game functions just like 31, only this time you'll always win if you follow the instructions in this video.

From Revision3:
This week we're learning a rigged game that combines principles we learned from both the "nim" and "advanced nim" episodes, and combines them with an added twist that allows you to beat your mark even after he knows the secret!

The fame goes by several names (we're calling it "31"), and both the setup and rules are simple...

The setup: pull out all the aces through sixes in a deck of cards, an set them into piles by value (a pile of four aces, four twos, four threes, etc.)

The rules: each player takes turns picking up cards and adding them to "the pot", increasing it's total amount by the value of each card. The first player to take to pot OVER 31 loses.

The trick: as in advanced nim, there are "pole positions" you want to reach on your turn: 3, 10, 17, and 24. Once you've hit a pole position, make sure that each round afterward the total of your draw PLUS the sucker's draw equals 7. This will keep you hitting the pole positions right up until you hit 31.

The twist: the best part about this scam is that you can actually teach the whole trick to your sucker and STILL beat him! Let him go first and achieve one of the pole positions. Once he does, continue to burn the same card over and over (in our case a 4, forcing him to use up the 3's). Once he's run out of the right cards, he'll have no way to properly respond to your plays, allowing you to win the game!

понедельник, 5 декабря 2016 г.

Hold All the Cards

At land based casino in order to make the bets you have to count the certain amount of chips, move them to the middle of the table, trying not to pass off the facial expression or cards. But on Internet you have just to click by the mouse. But for most people the main arguments consist of numerous ways to make money gambling with different partners from other countries and get easy profit.

Of course, online poker is the serious game as well as at the land based casino places. Because you play for real money. But the online poker strategy has its own differences. Gambler receives 2 closed cards, 5 common and competes against the great amount of rivals (I mean Texas Holdem Poker). However, different characteristics of online game make allowances to the common strategy. The first main feature is the small duration of the gaming sessions.

During the online game players are changed a lot. The availability of online poker allows adding to the game for some minutes or for some rounds. In live poker club you are going to play with the same opponents for the couple of hours. Definitely it will influence on the strategy. Nevertheless, the online rivals in most cases do not have much time in order to learn the gaming process of each other.

That is why you have to act in the strict way with the strongest cards and try not to bluff because one of the scam’s purposes is to create the wrong impression about you. But on Internet you are not able to create such impression because rivals change a lot and rarely remember the game’s style. I can say that you have to change the game while playing the live poker not online. The best style is to play strictly and simply.

From the other side, on Internet we play in the virtual area with the virtual rivals. Nobody will glaze in order to understand the cards value and nobody will pretend the emotions. Do you remember movie Casino Royal where James Bond had the wriggly eye during the bluff game? Over the computer screen he was able to di it a great amount of times. That is why if you are emotional person, please play online poker without going to the land-based places.

Gambling Jokes

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars."

The accounts person is startled, and says, "In what form?" and the little old lady says, "Cash. I've got it here in this bag..." and the accounts person looks and, sure enough, the lady has a big grocery bag just chock full of green stuff with big denominations.

This is a highly unusual event, and the accounts person excuses herself to get the president of the bank to handle this one. He arrives, and escorts the little old lady to his office to handle it personally.

Once in his office, he asks the little old lady where she got so much money. She says, "Gambling." "Gambling?", he says. "What sort of gambling?"
"Oh, I make bets with people on all sorts of things, and I usually win. For example, I've got $100,000 right here that says that by noon tomorrow your balls will be square, and I'll even give you 4:1 odds. You got $25,000 you'd be willing to wager on that?"

The bank president is shocked at this sort of thing coming from a sweet little old lady, but he didn't get to be the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank without knowing something about money. "I suppose I could come up with enough to cover that sort of wager, but I wouldn't feel right taking it from you...there's no way you can win a bet like that!"

The little old lady just shook the bag, and said, "I know what I'm doing...and I can afford to lose, though I'm not going to. Is it a bet?"

"Ok, have it your way", said the president, and they shook hands on it.
"See you at 11:55 tomorrow morning", said the little old lady, and with that she left.
Next morning at 11:55 the little old lady arrives with a younger man in a three-piece suit, and is escorted to the bank president's office. The president is a nervous wreck, though a happy one. He'd gotten almost no sleep the night before, waking every few minutes to feel his balls to check for impending squareness, but nothing happened all night. He had checked hundreds of times that morning, but still nothing; perfectly normal.
When the little old lady arrived he started to relax, knowing he had won.

"Come in, please have a seat! Who might this gentleman be?" said the president.

"He's my lawyer. For a bet of this size I want to have a witness. Any objections?"

"No, perfectly understandable", said the president. "Well, it's now noon, and I'm still unchanged, so I guess I win!" he said happily.

"Not so fast!" said the little old lady. "For a hundred grand I want to verify things personally! Please drop your pants."

The bank president is a bit flustered, but agrees that in her position he'd want proof as well, so he drops his pants. The little old lady goes over to him and reaches out to feel the organs in question.

"Ok, you win, here's your $100,000," says the little old lady, handing over a bag of bills. As she does so, her lawyer starts banging his head against the wall and moaning.

"What's wrong with him?" asks the bank president.

"Oh, he's just upset. Poor loser if you ask me. You see, I had a bet for $1,000,000 with him that I would have the President of the Chase Manhattan Bank by the balls by noon today."

Advantages of casino Games


Don’t Deprive Yourself Of The Benefits Of Online Casino Games

The virtual world has made all things accessible to you just with the help of a couple of clicks. This is the primary influencing factor responsible for making everything accessible in the virtual world. The “everything” mentioned above also includes gambling consoles! The growing popularity of online gaming has given the game providers with a scope to make gambling a lot more accessible to the casino player addicts.

For those of you who might think that gambling online is not as much fun as playing the same games by actually stepping inside the casinos, do think again. It is time to look at some of the advantages that playing online casino games have. Who knows, maybe you are depriving yourself of the joys of playing the games on your mobile or in the comfort of your home. We will see that from the benefits listed below.
4 Benefits of Playing Online Casino Games

Welcome to the world of interactive gambling because a whole lot of fun is waiting for you here.
You can Run a Test Drive on the Games You Wish to Play - The best part about playing online casino games is the fact that you don’t have an obligation to play the games with money. You can try your hand at a particular game and in case you end up liking it, then obviously you can register yourself and start playing the game on a regular basis with real money. Post playing the game once, it becomes your choice whether you wish to play within the site or experience a live casino encased on your computer.
Your Game History gets Recorded - Whether you are playing the games on your Tablet, or desktop or on your smartphones, the game stats get recorded as and when you play them. All the gaming sites boast of a reliable computerized system that saves all your data while you are playing.
You have Access to the Online Games all the Time - Do you get bored at your workstation or while travelling from one place to another? You can seek respite from the boredom through the online casino club games. Gone are the days when you would have to step inside a casino or club to quench your casino playing addiction. With casino betting paving its way into our everyday world through the internet, you can play on the go and not just when you are inside a casino.
More Focus on the Game and Less Distraction - Casinos are an extremely glamorous place to be. The glamour quotient is upped by gorgeous looking girls in lovely cocktail dresses and stilettos and men looking dapper in their suits and tuxedos. This glitzy world often serves as a distraction for you and your focus towards the game is affected. In case you are playing the games online, then the distraction is less because it is just you and the gadget where you are playing the games.

The aforementioned benefits are some of the pleasures of playing the casino games online. Hence, it is unfair to not enjoy these pleasures if you are a casino game addict. So, get started and make the virtual gaming console your dream destination for playing the games your way.


Why to take advantage of casino bonuses?

Casino bonuses, that have become an almost expected element of online gaming, can provide a player with free or extra casino credits. Such bonuses are available in different forms and offer a great way to sample the particular casino's selection of entertainment. The best way to take advantage of casino bonuses is to find an offer or promotion that suits you and to make sure that you check out the related terms and conditions in advance. As long as you meet the casino's requirements relating to a particular bonus, you may benefit from free spins, extra casino money and even have the chance to win attractive prizes. Why some players don't take bonuses?Although bonuses attract many new players to online gaming sites, there are some players that prefer not to take casino bonuses. This is probably so that they do not have to meet with the casino's requirements in order to be able to withdraw winnings made from play with casino bonus money. 

Such requirements are in place in order to protect the casino so that gamers do not just play for free, take winnings and then go off to do the same thing at another site. Players that do not accept these bonuses possibly do not wish to be restricted and limited by the casino's conditions.
Some of the pitfalls with casino bonuses
In some instances, the casino bonuses may apply to a restricted selection of games.
It should also be taken into account that there may be a time limit for the use of the casino bonus money.In many cases there are play through or wagering requirements in order to be able to withdraw your winnings
It is therefore extremely important to read the instructions and conditions for any casino bonus.
Entering the correct bonus code when taking bonuses
Some casino bonuses require the player to enter a bonus code when taking advantage of bonuses and special offers. Players should pay attention to make sure that they enter the correct bonus code for the relevant offer and fulfill the bonus requirements. At many online casinos, details for entering the bonus code and accepting a bonus are detailed with simple instructions at the site concerned.

Roulette Poetry



I inked my skin with your name,

As you swore you wouldn't play the game,

Russian roulette,

As good as you could get,

But there was someone who was better yet.




Spin the bottle,

Load up the gun,

And tell yourself it's only a bit of fun.




The future can't be real,

If the deal is not sealed,

A debt you will pay,

For playing this game.




Spinning,

Spinning,

Round and round,

It lands on you as you bow your head to the ground.




Pick up the gun,

It's no longer fun,

Death is calling,

You're slowly falling.




Bang,

The shot was perfect,

Right through your skull,

As if It was worth it.




You fell to the floor,

I ran out of the door,

Never to return to our place we called "home".




It wasn't a game of roulette,

It was our series of events,

You killed yourself,

Due to the sadness that you felt.




So this is my spin on things,

I'll pour a glass and admit my sins,

Before I join in,

With your game of Russian roulette.